1.) Any time past 5am is now classed as a lie in. Gone are the days of a lie in and lazy morning's.
2.) Coffee is your new best friend, although you rarely get a chance to drink a hot one and normally end up drinking it cold even though it tastes awful because you need the caffeine hit to stay awake.
3.) You forget what a hot meal taste's like. You can guarantee when you
get a takeaway cook a meal as soon as you sit down to eat baby will start to cry and you and your partner will end up taking it in turns to eat while the other tends to baby. You normally end up eating your meal cold or/and with a folk in one hand and baby in the other.
4.) You end up going out with clothes covered in baby sick. You finally get ready to go out and baby is sick on you and as you are running late you end up going out with baby sick on your clothes and the worst thing is you don't even care as you just want to get out the house. You also realise pretty quickly that baby sick rubs into clothes pretty well- i know i am disgusting.
5.) More then two shower's a week is a luxury. I know this sounds terrible but i never got a chance to shower unless the other half is in from work as i do not want to leave Jacob on his own especially as i also have a one year old as she will probably try and feed him wotsits and sit on him. Long gone are the days where i use to spend an hour each night relaxing in a bubble bath.
6.) You spend all your money on cute baby clothes . Baby clothes are so cute and tiny you just have to buy lots of them and your baby ends up better dressed then you as non of your pre baby clothes fit and you don't want to go out and buy new ones in a bigger size as you keep telling yourself you will soon fit into you normal ones while sitting on the sofa eating a cake. No? just me then
7.) You have not watched a full tv show since having your baby or read a magazine and you have no idea what is going on in the world of soaps and reality tv and you don't even care anymore.
8.) You have not spent any quality time with your partner and when they come in from work you end up passing baby to them. And when you do get a rare five minutes alone with them you normally end up talking about the baby or who's turn it is to do the washing up or in my case arguing who has had the hardest day him at work with his coffee and lunch breaks or me at home with the children all day changing nappies and dealing with a screaming baby, I so have a harder day then him -fact.
9.) If you look on your phone's camera you will have at least one photo everyday of your baby sleeping since they were born. Or the same photo ten times in a row as you wanted a one that didn't show baby looking like a little sumo wrestler with a double chin.
10.) All your tweets/status updates/ instagram photos/ blog posts are updates or photos of your baby and nothing else - i am very guilty of this one lately.
Those are the ten thing's that happen to me when i have a newborn, i would love to know what signs you remember from life with a newborn baby.